it’s your holiday and your kid is driving you crazy?
here is the answer:
just stuff it into a big plastic ball,
zip it up real‘ good,
and throw the ball into water
(if you want peace for an hour: take the kiddy pool; for longer: try the ocean).
free it, whenever you are ready to deal with it again.
it’s the new big thing among holiday places!
try it yourself!
you’ll be a whole new person – and your kid, too.
(seen in kuehlungsborn, baltic sea)